Monster Members: Women Reveal What It’s Like To Have Sex With A Ridiculously Big Penis

Most -- if not all -- sexually experienced (straight) women have had an encounter with a big penis. For some, the experience is pleasurable and orgasmic. But for others, it's painful and, well, traumatizing. Recently, women turned to Reddit to spill the juicy details on what it's *really* like to have sex with a big penis and... Well, read what they had to say for yourself down below.

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User “god_damn_b*tch.” "He was the size of my wrist in girth and about 9 inches in length. It was pretty intimidating the first time I saw it. We tried to have sex a few times but there was no way that was happening. I actually felt bad for him when he told me he usually was flat out refused when he took off his pants."

User “boneratheon.” "One night I went home with this guy I'd met. We basically stumbled into his place, not even bothering to turn a light on anywhere. I get a glimpse of his c*ck in the light of a lamppost outside and it's huge... Just long and thick and ridiculous. My drunk self decides I can take this and I'm so drunk and so horny that we get to it and he goes in dry. Hurts at first and then I'm getting wetter and wetter and it's crazy. Anyways, everything reaches its conclusion and he gets up to go for the inevitable post coital piss. On his way out he flicks on the light. There is blood everywhere. Between him splitting me open and the lack of foreplay his bed has turned into that hallway from The Shining. And I'm so drunk and embarrassed I throw on my clothes and thirty seconds later I'm running out of his house barefoot with blood down my legs.

Was good sex though."

Anonymous. "My ex was fairly big however, it was the color of his penis that was interesting. He had a birthmark on it which resulted in a tri-color camouflage like print on his penis. Surprisingly, it wasn't a turnoff."

Anonymous. "I lost my virginity to a guy with a big d*ck. It was like 8 or 9 inches and was really thick. The first few times were so painful. He got frustrated that I kept asking him to stop so he just started plowing me because he said I would have to get used to it. I bled a lot and there were chunks of my hymen on his d*ck."

Anonymous. "This top honor would have to go to my dear husband. I was a 20 year old sweet little thing when I met him. After a few weeks we finally did the deed, at that point I had only been with one other man. He whipped it out and I was visibly shaken, but tried to keep my cool. IT WAS ENORMOUS. I'd never seen something so big.

It was one of the most painful nights of my life, and 8 years later... I can't get enough."

Anonymous. "A coworker I used to f*ck. He's a tiny asian guy. He was about 5'5. I wasn't expecting a lot. I just wanted to f*ck him because I have this thing for nerds.

So I asked him out and texted him to come over. He was really awkward. But as soon as I unzipped his pants, I was surprised. Fat and long. To my disappointment, he was too intimidated and would go soft on me when I try working my way with him. Tried to do it with him twice. Second time, he came in like 3 minutes. So yeah. It was a bit bittersweet."

User “RioDancer.” "Woman here. I was a bit of a late bloomer, so I took full advantage of the skewed male/female ratio of the Air Force during training. Snuck a guy up into my room and started to get hot and heavy.

I reached into his pants only to discover a d*ck the size of a toddler's leg. He proudly stated it was 11" long, with the girth about the size of my wrist. I immediately decided he was going nowhere near my vagina, and attempted to give him a blowjob instead. Key word is attempted, because my mouth barely fit around it and I'm sure there was more than a little bit of tooth than is normally preferred. 2/10."

User “daddysprettydbabydoll.” "Oh god my ex had a 10 inch d*ck and didn't realize that's not a normal length. I could barely handle him going in. He decided to just go all the way in without telling me. He accidentally pushed my IUD all the way in and I bled nonstop. I had to have an emergency ultrasound to make sure it didn't perforate my uterus wall. Never again. Bless my slightly above average boyfriends penis. Bless it."

User “vikininglizzie.” "My ex had a pretty large c*ck. He was a little over 8 inches and very girthy, and a grower, not a shower. The first time I saw it, I was so disappointed (I'd been led to believe by a previous lover he had a 'horse c*ck' and it was the size of my pinky) then he got hard and my jaw dropped. The first thing out of my mouth was 'Oh my god, you're going to break me'.

The sex was absolutely amazing, but I ended up getting a lot of bladder infections, which really seriously sucked. We ended up not working out in the long run but I'm convinced he's the best sex I'll ever have. I may have plateaued sexually at 23 :("

User “aimforthead79.” "Absolutely the worst sex I've ever had. Incredibly painful. I'm a small girl and I felt like he was punching my cervix. I tried not to cry.

I like average. I will take that over monster c*ck anyday. I'm sure some girls like really big, I've met one or two, but I'm starting to think the whole 'huge-c*ck' thing is something men just put on each other. Like porn, when I see a massive d*ck I get completely turned off and think two things...either 'That girl is in extreme pain' or 'Her vagina must be an endless cavern.’"

User “space_tiburon.” "I know this guy I call 'water bottle d*ck.' Imagine a 16oz. Nestlé water bottle, and there you have it. New Year's Eve a few years ago, I had a party on my dock at the lake I live near, and WBD showed up. Midnight rolls around, and people are really starting to party, so I get on my boat and try to turn the stereo up a little louder when WBD followed me and made some small talk, which very quickly progressed to lots of drunken groping and him pulling his d*ck out. It happened to land on the edge of the galley table with an audible thud, and I thought, oh my god, this looks like it could kill someone. So what did I do? I jumped right on... And after ten minutes or so of trying to make it just fit, I sadly gave up. WBD's ungodly penis was way too long and way, way too girthy. The next morning, my best friend, WBD and I were all hanging out, and the topic of his inhumanly large member came up; she did not believe it was as big as I said it was, so he whipped it out once more, let it fall (flaccid, mind you) onto the table and it rattled the "

User “Red_Galaxies.” "We f*cked , I enjoyed the whole time , afterward I was swollen and stuck in bed cause I could barely walk. I had an ice pack on my vagina for two days  , and my mom asked why I was walking like there was a stick up my a*s."

User “Calliope720.” "The largest penis on a man I ever had sex with was nine inches. It was enormously long, and big around, to boot. At first I was curious, because I'd always heard bigger is better, right? Wrong.
He slammed into me really deep and it somehow bypassed all the parts that feel pleasurable and rammed violently into my cervix. It felt like being kicked in the gut from the inside out. I immediately wanted to vomit. I stuck it out, because I cared about the guy and wanted him to feel good, but honestly it felt like my whole body was butter being churned or dough being beaten, and I felt queasy from pain. When he finished, I discovered I had numerous bleeding lesions.
Totally frightened of large d*cks now. Small penises may not be terrifically impressive, but you can do more with a small penis - be more precise with your movements, change angles, change tempo, etc, and it makes up for it. But a big penis trying to pleasure a woman is like trying to pick your teeth with a baseball bat. Either it's not going in, or you're gonna lose a few teeth."

User “aufleur.” "ouch :(

I dated a guy, same thing. It wasn't fun, it was too big for everything, my mouth, my hands, my body. He used to complain aloud; 'you have no idea how annoying it is when the tip of your penis touches the water when you sit down to go to the bathroom.’"

User “Flyingcatpotato.” "My SO is larger than my ideal and it has negatively impacted my sex life in that some positions and tactics are no longer possible and he can never really bottom out. My partners with smaller penises were able to experiment more with me whereas we only have a few positions that work without pain.

It is a nice visual, his big wang, and i love our sex life otherwise, but sometimes i wish he just had a little less girth and length. This isn't a humblebrag, big wangs are not all they are cracked up to be, but i love the man it is attached to and wouldn't trade him for sex with anyone else."