When you're knocking boots, the last thing on your mind is a man's organizational skills and feelings on...well, feelings. Yes, us ladies have pretty active minds and a tendency to over think, but when we're getting down and dirty we cut the opposite sex some slack. Honestly, if we held every guy to our unicorn wish list, we'd never get laid. Here are the 15 things women could really care less about in the bedroom.
Do you care about these habits (or lack thereof) in the bedroom? Are there some odd peeves we missed? Let us know in a comment below!
If they leave their socks on. Yeah, it's an odd habit, but if it's keeping us from feeling rough, dirty, and un-manicured feet, it's all good.
If they have a man bush. It's rare that we would know their grooming habits before hopping in the sack. A little bush never hurt anyone.
If they fart in bed. Passing gas is all natural, and can be overlooked. At least the first time you knock boots.
If they pass out right after the big O. That just means we did what we set out to do.
If he has abs or not. Abs have a way of being super welcoming, and ultra intimidating at the same time. Some of us ladies don't mind if a set of abs don't show up to the party.
If he does everything perfectly. There's no way to tell what moves we prefer right off the bat. Every thrust is unique, and doesn't have to be perfection.
If they don't want to cuddle right afterwards. Hey, sometimes we all need a little space.
If he reaches his peak in two minutes. Men are just genetically suited to O at the drop of a dime. It happens.
The weird faces they make in bed. Unless they're flipping us off, we're going to take that weird look as one of satisfaction.
If they lose their erection. Sh*t happens!
Too little hair or too much hair. Body hair is not going to be a deciding factor of whether or not we enjoy this person.
If they have an anaconda down there. There's no way to really tell. Some are growers, some are showers, but either way it is what it is!
If they've slept with two women or 200. Firstly, there's no way to tell right off the bat, and the amount of women they sleep with doesn't correlate to their experience or knowledge of our lady parts.
If they don't know what buttons to push. Most of us ladies have a certain formula or order of buttons that need to be pushed to get us over the edge. If he doesn't know now, he'll learn!
Their choice of underwear. This isn't a fashion show. Unless he's in a thong. Then you may have other things to address before getting down.
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