Think Your Family Is Weird? Think again. Most people have crazy things that happen behind closed doors, and that means that you can rest assured that chances are your family really isn’t as bonkers as you think they are. Still, we can’t help but feel bad for ZombieBoogie. That’s gotta be hard to hear.
User ZombieBoogie Found Out Pretty Scandalous Stuff After She Talked About 50 Shades Of Grey With Her Mom. Her mom said that the author “writes much better than her.” She then explained that she has been making a bit of money by sending dirty letters, complete with pictures, to prisons in the ti-state area.
Her Mom Makes $750 A Month. Each letter is a $5 profit, according to ZombieBoogie. Apparently, she’s got a pretty big following if she’s sending out 150 letters or so each month! Though the rate is very low, ZombieBoogie’s mom says that “$5 is a very good rate for prison.”
According To The Thread, That Mama Has A Thing For Exhibition. She apparently really likes the attention she gets from all the nude photos. She also had placed nude pictures o herself on the fridge back when ZombieBoogie was a teenager. As one could expect, most of the teenage boys loved coming to her house.
Despite All The Craziness Of Such A Confession, This Reddit User Isn’t Shocked. ZombieBoogie explained that she isn’t shocked by the confession, even though it’s pretty wild in terms of mother-daughter chats. Boogie also explained that her mom used to openly store pot in a gumball machine when she was younger. She said, “My mom has never had a filter.”
No Filter Is Right. Moreover, ZombieBoogie said that her mom even offered to send a dirty letter to her daughter, if she was so inclined to read it. ZombieBoogie replied that she declined, saying, “I don’t read that sh*t.”
It’s Not As Much Work As It Sounds. Apparently, not all the letters are original. She just writes a couple per month, and then her husband (ZombieBoogie’s step-dad) makes copies, then distributes them to the folks who order it all. For those wondering, yes, the photos her mom sends out are her own.
And It Got Worse, Almost Immediately After The Post Was Aired. To make matters even worse, ZombieBoogie’s mom actually had asked her to create a webcam girl account shortly after the Reddit user heard the inmate letter writing confession. Thankfully, it doesn’t sound like Boogie’s mom actually knows how to use a computer too well…
As You Could Imagine, ZombieBoogie Is Not Too Thrilled About It. She straight up said that she wants “nothing to do with her escapades.” Shockingly, her step-dad is alright with her mom doing this for money. In fact, he coordinates it all for her. Somehow, ZombieBoogie manages to keep her composure throughout the Reddit thread.
One User Already Said, “See You In Therapy.” According to ZombieBoogie, she’s “already there.” We cannot blame her in the least bit. This isn’t the kind of stuff that anyone would want to hear about their parents, and some people could be legit scarred for life hearing that.
Others Shared Their Sympathy For ZombieBoogie By Talking About Pretty Horrible Stuff They Found Out About Their Parents. Many, many Reddit users confessed that they had accidentally stumbled upon sex tapes and other dirty photos from their parents. It hopefully made ZombieBoogie a little bit happier to know she wasn’t alone in the awkwardness…sort of.
NotLongLeft Found Out His Dad Was A Homophobe. The user said that his dad used to “beat up gay people for fun” when he was in his younger days. Thankfully, the dad apparently stopped now that he’s gotten older. Other users noted similar things that happened in their family, including one user who happened to be gay.
And Newphag Wrote Something Even Darker. He claimed to have caught his mother having sex with her older brother. The memories that he saw haunted him, and he later claimed that it’s a relief to say it out loud. Worse still, his mother and her brother also know that he caught them, and his uncle still won’t look him in the eye.
User 902 Said They Found Out Their Mom Was A Drug User After She Died. Their mom apparently had been doing a lot of drugs, and funding the habit by using money that was supposed to be for 902’s college instead of giving it to 902. When the user found out, they wanted to yell at her…but she was already dead.
User HalfRetardHalfAmazin Said That They Found Out That The Only Reason They Were Born Was Because His Mom Wanted To Prove She Was Faithful To Her Father. The user went on to say that they had found out that their mom had an abortion prior to them. And, the first words out of their mom’s mouth once the blood tests proved her fidelity were, “What now, motherf*cker?”
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