Sex mistakes. We're all guilty of 'em. That said, when it comes to "oopsies" in the bedroom, men and women certainly differ. While some guys don't stick it in the right hole from time to time, some girls just... well, don't do anything at all. This got us thinking: What are some other mistakes ladies in particular make in the bedroom? Naturally, we turned to the men of Reddit for some answers. Here, we highlight how you might be doing it wrong between the sheets, according to the men of Reddit.
What are your thoughts on the matter? Share them in the comments section down below! 
User “0m3n.” "Making any sexy times a chore. When I play with any girl I get all whole heart and soul into it - I'll hold her, I'll kiss her, I'll sweet talk to her when it's slow, I'll dirty talk when it's rough.
When it's your turn to please me, put some emotion into it. You're not the only ones who need it. Having a girl jack you off with a bored 'this-is-a-chore' look on your face is bringing out mixed emotions: between stopping you and telling you to just leave it or just getting it over with and force every part of my body to c*m as quickly as possible so this torture ends soon!”
Anonymous. "When I'm sitting, and she's putting herself down in my lap, and goes too fast, smashing my c*ck instead of gently sliding it in.”

User “Thorston.” "Expect me to be psychic. I'm totally willing to do that, but you gotta tell me.”

Anonymous. "Girls who won't initiate any change during sex. I had a girl who pretty much would let me do everything to her, but she had zero spontaneity. Wouldn't try and roll over or take control. It always me telling her to get on top or bend over.”
Anonymous. "Pretty much everything my girlfriends have ever pulled out of cosmo has made sexy time very suddenly unsexy/awkward/painful.”

Anonymous>,/b> "sleeping in the middle of the bed. on an angle. towards me. its a queen size bed. MOVE THE F*CK OVER!!! but you are cute when you sleep.”

User “ASecondGlance.” "Tell me how much better her ex-boyfriend did it.”
User “Decyde.” "Steals my f*cking blanket every god damn night.”

User “hypertweeter.” "Not moving / reacting in any way. It's like they rag-doll themselves, very unappealing."

User “farceur318.” "Laughing will not break the mood. Look, this isn't a movie. Our sex scene isn't going to be rehearsed, choreographed and edited. We're going to fumble, slip, cough, sneeze, hit our heads on stuff, mumble nonsensical things, etc. When this happens, do not become mortified or try to play it off like nothing happened. It's okay to giggle about it. I want to know that you're having as much fun as I am. I am not going to grade you on your sultriness. It's not a test, it's a fun activity between friends. Trying to maintain 'the mood' when something funny happens just makes the mood seem forced and fake. And I love your giggle."
User “afa1234.” "4 seconds after c*mming... 'what are you thinking about?’"
User “LloydDarkheart.” "Not necessarily in bed, but not even trying to initiate any intimacy. Yeah, I know you like me to be the dominant one, but having a woman give you that ‘I'm gonna rape you' look is quite the turn on.
And please, don't complain when I ask for initiation every once in a while and actually do it! Thanks!"

Anonymous. "If giving oral, not showing enthusiasm. Girls the best head you can give is if you actually enjoy it. That and not being aware of where your legs are going and hitting the family jewels."
User “Weregnome.” "That we have to be psychic, or when she never shows she wants sex and then complains that there is never enough sex."
User “bozyboy204.” "Faking orgasms. I'm more offended that you faked it than that you didn't have it. I'm all up for getting you off as well, but there isn't anything I can do if you are lying to me about it."
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